Yelp Review the Musical

A tenor homeowner arrives at his HOA pool on the first hot day of June — fob deactivated, children weeping, the pool twenty feet away — and discovers the only person who can help is Shelley, who cannot reinstate, and the board, who meets in three weeks. Full pit orchestra, SATB choir, one star.

A soprano customer and a baritone plumber named Gary perform a three-act Broadway showdown over a $378 invoice for a faucet that still drips. The SATB choir has opinions. One star.

A mezzo-soprano recitative slowly assembles the catastrophe of a $1,142 emergency vet visit for a dog who ate an $11.99 Gouda — building through minor-key orchestral stabs on each itemized charge, a theatrical collapse on "PHARMACEUTICAL ITEM," to a fortissimo SATB choir eruption on the reveal that Biscuit is completely fine. The Gouda was eleven ninety-nine. One star.