Saint of the Rideshare Driver Going the Wrong Way

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who have watched the little blue arrow go confidently past their street, past the U-turn, and into the silence of a shared reroute.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.